What the hell are Michigan and Wisconsin doing with the good States?

Are you serious? That poor guy, while not “elderly” clearly could have not done anything good by punching that douche back. Not to mention it came out of nowhere and he started bleeding pretty badly. He did the best he could to shield himself. I just wish someone else would have punched the shit out of the kid why he…

I was also most struck (pun intended) by the way he handled his ostensible girlfriend after the punches were thrown. No way he’s committed domestic abuse before, nope.

There really is no good reason not to set fire to the house while sitting in the living room anymore.

I like how he kept his cool enough to remember that he did say he would advise you of the situation before he took action. It’s considerate.

Emphasis on was.

It was Dannon yogurt.

Surely some national anthem is playing somewhere at any given time of the day. It just would be disrespectful to veterans to not stand, ever.

I think he was in Candyland after the first shot

What a manly man, he even shoves his girl down into the row ahead of them to make his getaway.

Okay, I’ve tried to post this one a couple times, but it always gets buried. Maybe I’m in early enough this year?

Ok, I love this time of year, so forgive the new account, but I wanted to tell the story my grandmother told me. I can’t vouch for it completely, but she’s a very no-nonsense woman and I’ve never caught her in a lie (besides maybe how many martinis she’s had). Anyway, we’ll call her Betty. Betty grew up in Kansas in…

Let’s rewind the clock back to 2008. The world was less (visibly) crazy, less (visibly) hateful. I was also a teenager. I had just fallen in love with smart cars.

I just remembered another one, not supernatural (I don’t think) but still freaks me out.

OMG YESSS. best time of the year hands down!!!!

the mug thing actually happens a lot if you put cold water in the glass, and condensed water forms a seal around the bottom edge. Air trapped beneath the glass will actually cause the glass to move or float across a surface. Fun fact.

I have a story.

Love this feature when I discovered it last year! I wrote something up in preparation for this Halloween:

I’m a little scared this will dox me, but oh well. I’ve been meaning to post this story for years, but I always lose the nerve around Halloween. I generally don’t like thinking too much about it.

This true story happened to me when I was about twenty.

I was working as a security guard after I got out of college because of the crap job market. I was living in the attic apartment of a house that had been turned into one and two-room apartments (with communal bathrooms). I got home at about 1:30 a.m. after my…