True story:
GRRM responded this week to an email my cousin sent him in 2011. There’s no way that guy has any pages.

You don’t think he’s going to read an article that his interview is being printed in? I get that you’re getting self righteous on me, but let’s be realistic here, the guy is definitely reading the comments.

And it gave us this, the best gif ever.

Thank you! I’m sick of these felons complaining about their options after getting out. No one will hire me! No one will rent to me! My shitty TV show was cancelled after six seasons! Stop bitching and accept responsibility for your actions!

All in the Family ran for six seasons as well - so what’s his beef?

All In The Family, or “Archie Bunker” as Tim Allen calls it (he may be thinking of the spinoff, “Archie Bunker’s Place”) was a cultural force because of Norman Lear and how it held a stark light up to outdated bigoted sentiment in the face of the cultural revolution of the late Sixties and Seventies.

Tim Allen, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are the holy trinity of celebrity embarrassments from Michigan.

Tim Allen post requires Tim Allen mugshot.

I will never cease to be amazed by the way conservative figures, in politics, entertainment or otherwise, can play the “I’m just too dangerous and edgy for people to accept” when republicans hold both houses of Congress and there’s a nominally republican president in the White House.

She would have had to have averaged over 21 miles/day with no zero mile days.

If she was hiking slowly, she would have been passed by other hikers. If she was doing 30 miles a day in a normal 10 hour day she would have passed other hikers. If she was slowly hiking 30 miles a day she would have yo-yo’d between being passed and passing others. There is no scenario where she would have been able…

I just talked with her good friend and publicist John Baron and he said she did a beautiful, beautiful job and completed the trail big league, saving several small, fluffy animals from a forest fire in the process.

Today I learned that Anthony Wiener has a kinja account.

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.

“I don’t know of anyone who would have the patience to stick with my slow pace.”

IT’S ADAM AND EVE. NOT ADAM AND CHEESE

I think he’s responding to the fact that “nacho man” was signing autographs after the incident last night. He’s confused to how getting your nachos spilled during play gets you to “autograph” status.

Lester’s getting paid $25 million this year and has put up a 99 ERA+. It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.

Good work Jon. Never let pass the opportunity to be an asshole.

I’m so mired in my own cultural bubble that I hadn’t heard of Wendy Williams until I saw a Billy on the Street segment on YouTube in which he walked around asking gay people whether they knew who John Oliver is and whether they like him (with John Oliver standing like right next to him the whole time), and when people…