Does this explain why he has failed to score more goals in said shit league?

When I once told that to my sister, she said, “You mean I don’t have to use all those moisturizers and facial products to keep my skin looking good? I should just drink as much water as you do? I think you should market your [stupid water drop things] as a beauty product.”

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Are we really going to pounce on MJH for expressing disappointment over a missed vacation? We know Dominica will be/is devastated by Maria but she’s allowed to have that reaction. Jesus, people are so fucking quick to jump down someone’s throat when they don’t immediately express sympathy/sorrow/pledges to help. She…

That’s cool. I work in a non profit and am an activist in and out of work. I’ve gone on personal FB breaks, but the truth is that’s a key tool to getting people fucking mobilized, especially quickly. Our damn gerrymandered state legislature passed a campaign funding bill that is “lovingly” referred to as Citizens…

SO happy to hear this about my boyfriend Leo. Don’t @ me. The heart wants what the heart wants.

True story about Melissa Joan Hart: My mom used to work for Make-A-Wish foundation. She escorted children on celebrity meet and greets. Melissa Joan Hart met the kid for a half an hour and then hopped up and told the family she had to leave because she had a tennis lesson and left. This kid’s one dying wish...…

Drake’s tattoo is really great work and impressive. However with such fine detailed work I’m not sure he’s grasping the idea that tattoos spread over time. Not the whole you get older and out of shape and that old trope. But he could stay in impeccable shape forever, but the ink just starts to spread out and all those…

He’s correct. As a percentage of the population, logistics experts are extremely rare. To find a woman logistics expert you’d have to work at it. Maybe hang out at bars near UPS headquarters.

“I wouldn’t be a good cheater right now because I don’t feel like I can trust you to cheat. So you wouldn’t want to cheat with me because I would be questioning you”

What a crazy way to introduce new Chiefs field videographer Christian Okoye.

It doesn’t even seem like he realised right away that he hit her.

Like “Why is the camera shaking?”

Missing clothes most likely. My ex-husband hired a friend’s ex-wife to clean our house a few years ago. She was always asking if she could help with laundry, but I insisted that I would do it myself no matter how much it was piled up everywhere. Didn’t want another woman going through our underwear. Then the bitch…

So..... everyone’s going to be dressing like Howard Wolowitz.

To be fair, he does have a great voice.

You, sir, are a humanitarian.

OH COME ON! Marc Jacobs was barely mentioned.

Angelique! Girl you still here and stay cray, yes! I thought that Jacobs Mafia had got you. Love you Angel!

Whenever I see Jonathan Brandis in anything, it never fails to give me a colossal sad.

I’ve seen multiple theories about how Brandis and Phoenix dying young were the biggest reasons Leonardo DiCaprio got uber, uber famous. They would have been his biggest competition had they lived.

I also miss John Ritter and Harry…