My first thought “They can fuck off with stirrup pants!”

Klicks and komplaints.

Why does this site love them? I cannot understand it. At all.

It’s funny to watch Hilton oblviously display the reason why festivals have died on the inside.

It’s profoundly disturbing to me how much sensation/ability to feel aroused I have lost. I really cannot imagine another 40 years of life like this. But at least I have a decent shot at those 40 years now, so I shouldn’t bitch too much.

How is this pronounced? It is way too close to “Lycan” for comfort.

No shit. I’m dealing with surgically induced menopause and tamoxifen right now and I have to work at it to even feel like rubbing one out much less the full monty with my spouse.

Now imagine the ‘86 Mets won it. Messier brought it to Scores. The Mets would have scored on it.

Ha, OK, but tl;dr: I’m from upstate NY and was a Red Wings fan because the farm team played in Glens Falls for years and I went to a few games as a kid. (That they got good in the mid-90s too didn’t hurt my fandom one bit.)

I was working at the time nearby, heard the Cup was in town with Glen Merkosky (former player, …

The Cup is the best.

- The evolution of the Cup design is fascinating, from the original bowl to today’s Cup.
- The fact winners can drink out of it. The NFL, NBA, and MLB trophies are all boring for that reason.
- There are 3 Cups. The original bowl, which is too fragile for use now and on display in Toronto. The…

When I was little, my mom bought me a comic book that showed me how deal with these weirdos.

Long story (and happy to share if asked) but here’s me drinking out of the Stanley Cup at a neighborhood bar in Glens Falls, NY in 2008. If asked about the best day of my life I would say the birth of my son, my wedding day, etc. etc., but honestly? I think of this just as much.

Imagine wanting this guy to join your religion*

It has to do with taxes somehow. I asked my parents once the same question. I think my dad said house payments are tax deductible. So, for people who have a lot of money, it makes sense.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Even with that solid opening act of Ben Carson? He usually gets the crowd super jacked up.

Didn’t Finland do that “what does the fox say” song or is that the same thing. Sorry, I’m an Old.

Actual gif of that moment.

I would love to know how and why there’s a picture of him sprawled languidly on the bed in his robe. Who in their right mind thought this was a good look? 

Excuse me, but Trump has unequivocally denied that he owns a bathrobe: