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Man, the weather sure looked nice in Philly this weekend.

After everyone walks through the gate, watch for the last guy who is AMPED and decides to go over the open gate.

I’d posit that the definition of “right” with the Spurs is based on the actual merits of basketball success - ball movement, spacing, unselfishness, etc. whereas the Cards definition is based more in moral piousness.

I ran so far away from this joke

It would be all the people I’ve been fucking since I’ve been fuck-ready, which is about 22 years and counting.

Yeah, Schindler’s List was amazing.

The rats is Florida were a goal celebration (until this year when they got infracted for it). The octopus in Detroit is a pre-game playoff tradition. These are tossed onto the ice in the same way hats are for a hat trick, in celebration. Not with malice and with the intent of hitting someone.

“And now to drop the ceremonial first puck... Dick Allen”

I would rather drive than fly Frontier.

Except folks who, like, aren’t turds hold off on unpacking their stuff when they’re in the middle seat because they know someone is on their way for the window.

When he was a walk-on local boy makes good, Snapchat didn't exist. #donttweet

IRL political conversations be like this:

1: “Who you for?”
2: “Hillary! I’ve thought a lot about it.”
1: “Thass cool. Bernie tho.”

Internet political conversations be like this:

1: “WHITE BOYS WHITE BOYS WHITE BOYS”
2: “CUNT”

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

That's a pretty dumb idea of what constitutes private.

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

#allchargersmatter

This was not a “crowded” place. It was private text messages. A public university is bound by the 1st Amendment.

#GetLukeACharger