+1 Francis Scott Off-Key

“We were just excited to be at a game and let the audience see us and hear us...”

(Those on-field anthems aren’t always live.)

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

Is it too early to give the damn Conn Smythe to Nikita Kucherov?!

And right now all Caps fans are wondering: WHY COULDN’T HE HAVE COME BACK EARLIER?!

“The world now caters to the 10% of people who are offended”

How does that work, exactly

Have you ever seen them in a room together?! I think not!

He looks like the third Vaudevillain.

Why are you blaming the voters? The DNC has basically made it policy to run on a very fiscally conservative platform with as few socially liberal concessions as possible, and the one time a real candidate appears advocating for wealth equality, the whole fucking establishment came down on him. Voters don’t owe the…

1. Change things.

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Cards fan here. I love it. It took decades of success for the yankees to be this hated, we did it in one(decade that is). Still not as good as the Red Sox doing it with only losing and whining, but I’ll take it. Thanks guys.

All of the people claiming to be tired of this are really Cardinals fans trying to figure out a way to make you stop. Don’t fall for their false flag operation.

Thanks for your suggestion/concern, I’m sure deadspin staff will make sure it gets to its final destination with haste.

The Cardinals Lost Their 19th Game

My cat snatches flies out of the air and eats their bodies and it makes me proud. He was toying with a moth the other day, and even though I don’t like moths, I snatched him out of Toph’s mouth like a cartoon and put it back outside. But outside of that, it’s awesome watching my cat go hunting.