Crosby 2-3-5 with a -6 since the beginning of the Washington series. If his name were Croskov or Croshanson or whatever else that isn’t Canadian/North American, he’d be getting absolutely slaughtered by the hockey media right now.

NBSCPens at its finest.

Take a Xanax, buddy.

Don’t sleep on Tracy McGrady

Honorable Mention? He’s the GOAT in this category.

No, they’re totally going to stop in like mid-August. I definitely think that’s the most likely outcome

Call the cops and tell them there’s a person holding a gun to your head, forcing you to read stuff

Arya is the best value on the board.

Counterpoint: fuck this team of whiners and their horrible uninformed fanbase.

And then you ended up with Zimmermann, who’s 90% as good at 75% the cost, so quit your bitching.

If it’s any solace, there’s a good chance Aldridge won’t be going any further these playoffs than the Blazers did.

You can tell it’s an old clip from how skinny Charlie Manuel is!

Would have been different how? It’s pretty critical of Lackey. Are you a crybaby Cardinals fan? A crybaby Brian McCann fan? Help me out here.

Let’s expand that out to all true fans of any sport. I for one know that there is not a single vision-having umpire in all of Major League Baseball.

Better hope that assumption that the Pens are going to win ends up being true. TB was 0-3-0 against WAS this year, outscored 11-6.

Not a fucking chance, unless his hat size was like 6-1/4" when he was with the Pirates. Good try.

Right there with you guys from hundreds of miles away.

Reasonable takes all around. Excellent comment.

Strong taek!!!!!!!

Cool, keep up the good work with your non-comeback comebacks and using terms like “swell.” You know, what both Letang and Orpik did was bad, but neither of them really hold a candle to Raffi Torres or Donald Brashear. I think that’s the most salient point any commenter could have made.