I hear you tho, bro. I hear you. Tired of all this PUSSY SHIT

He should have been given 5 games for his retaliatory slash on Stalberg in round 1; after he got away with that, maybe he had a “come to Jesus moment” and decided to stop acting like a frustrated 15 year old and instead act like a whining 15 year old.

Yes, he’s dirty, and no, it’s not you.

Ah yes, Saturday night, when Deadspin is at its most active. BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER HIT THAT HAPPENED A WHILE AGO is the retort of a true dumbshit.

Puck was long gone, it’s still interference. Principal point of contact is the chin, not the chest, but I can see why people from Pittsburgh would mix them up. Out there they tend to blend into each other.

He didn’t have the puck, you dumb fucking cunt. You can’t just clean out someone without the puck, after leaving your feet, while making contact primary with the target’s face. DURR HURRR GAME TURNIN’ SOFT

You’re fucking stupid.

Hey dumbass: Burnenko seems to be misunderstanding just how stupid you are, but I get what you’re saying, so I’ll respond for him. The substance Gordon was taking is banned by MLB, but it’s not illegal. Hope this helps.

It’s not taking your fucking turn, dude.

Dana White has a micropenis, I’m sure of it

Yep, yep, others explained it to me. I’m an idiot. I rescind my snark. Good day to you, sir.

I GOT IT, I’M AN IDIOT

Fair. I lose this round. I’ll show myself out.

Aw man. What did I miss?

Lol, good effort, tough guy. Topping out Mauna Kea from sea level means you gained 13,700 feet, with a max altitude of (obviously) 13,700 feet. Everest base camp (at least for the most popular route) is at 17,600 feet, so even if you get choppered there rather than hiking up from a lower elevation, you’re still…

YES

Makes u think

lol u mad

I mean, maybe if you’re a Dubs fan. As for the rest of us, I feel confident saying that they and their fans can go fuck themselves. Get well by next fall, Steph, but it’s perfectly fine with me if someone else wins this year (I’m a fan of a non-playoff team).

And why did it have to be that shitstain Matt Martin?