“I don’t like sand.”

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The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

No, I write about the Sharks just for the clicks.

The Sharks looked really good last night and the Kings didn’t look like their normal selves. Scuderi is done, and their back line isn’t as scary as it’s been in the past. However, with San Jose, it’s never really over until there’s 0.0 on the clock in their clinching game.*

You could have stopped at “Fuck this organization.” No further justification was necessary.

To be fair, it was being broadcast on tape delay on the Collectibles Shopping Channel at 4:00 am between two guys screaming about coins and a creepy war memorabilia vendor

Funny, the CBC broadcast was quite similar. That anal fissure Glenn Healy was like, “Now the Caps are in trouble. They’re only up one goal, scored on the power play, so this is definitely just like the Rangers series last year, where they also only scored one goal.”

I’m pretty sure NBC just simulcasted that nationally. I couldn’t hear a whole lot of what they were saying, mostly because I spent the whole time repeatedly asking God what I had done to deserve the Flyers broadcast

If anyone had the pleasure of watching the Flyers broadcast they would know that no matter the score, the Flyers were clearly the better team. More importantly, they were getting physical because that’s just Flyers hockey man, not because they were losing their heads. WHAT DO ANY OF YOUS KNOW ABOUT REAL HOCKEY? YIZZ…

Man, dank is a chill as heck word.

That’s a good one, jokeymcgee

“Yeah, and quit staring at me like that, too.”

Come on now, Houston. Don’t you wish you had another ring? I know I do.

“I hate you, fence!”

Not the first time.

Rape is now a team rule violation? This is progress for Baylor, right?