Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

I hope Nick Mangolden Retriever is ok.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

“Fuck. So close.”

I’m a Bucco fan and my buddy is a Cards fan—in Dec. he posted something about “big things” for the Cards this year and last night he posted that this was a “rebuilding year”.

Watch out! It’s the revenge of the upper middle class educated middle-aged woman! Tell 'em girlfriend

“Shut up! God, you people make me fucking sick!”—Chip Hale

“Also, Puja is a woman.”

“Come on Springer, get into the damn dance move! Don’t give me this olé bullshit!”

Your mom slapped another massive donger. MY MASSIVE DONGER.

I remember when the Hawks drafted Marvin Williams over either of them. Go Hawks.

At least Deron got the comeuppance with the Nets. It feels like forever since Deron or CP3 was an actually valid argument

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

That’s some shit-ass news. Sloan is a fantastic coach. Too bad Deron Williams is such a little bitch or Sloan would probably still be coaching the Jazz.

I feel like the NBA should just go ahead and pull it now instead of waiting to see if they fix this abomination of a law. Then they should tell the state legislators that until this law is removed from the books that North Carolina will never see another NBA related event of any magnitude again. And then just follow…

This reminds me of something what happened in the fantasy baseball keeper league I’m in. It’s a 5x5 roto style league, 12 owners, 3 keepers. While most keep late round picks, this one owner always kept mid round ones. We felt it was a poor strategic choice to say the least. I usually opt for young starters, as they…