please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

This is asinine. Americans have clean drinking water, Canadians have universal healthcare. THOSE aren't "unfair advantages: too?? Quit playing God and let the kiddos play

The only acceptable sports to like on Deadspin are European soccer and the NBA

“One condom, used."

Bad opinion.

Al-Farouq Aminu”defended” Cousins from the other side of the basket. I’d personally blast him but I too spend all day pretending to look busy while not doing a goddamn thing. So I say keep on keeping on Aminu.

Clickbait whiners are the new highlight truthers.

Big 24 hours for basketball fans that live outside of Philadelphia.

Little disappointed with the Blue Jays here. The obvious solution was to take care of this problem in spring training. Find a non-roster invitee that’s got no shot of making the club, slip him a few c-notes, and tell him to go light the glove on fire in the desert somewhere.

KC is still getting lucky vs the much better Mets.

Insufferable, no doubt. But SO MUCH LESS insufferable than Jeter’s.

My favorite storyline for the year: Will David Ortiz’s farewell tour be as insufferable as Jeter’s, or will he manage to make it MORE insufferable?

No I’m not. In fact, I’m not rendering an opinion on whether anyone should or shouldn’t vote for Hillary Clinton, at all. I’m just pointing out that the logic of her argument is, “Demanding a candidate who represents your interests is for the rich; everybody else has to take what the process gives them; therefore you…

Dave McKenna.

“I think that's a damn fine idea!"—Matt Millen

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I’m more shocked she could get a hat that fit her ears so well.

+1 cheap red hat

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

“You want a tow? I can get you a tow. Hell, I can get you a tow by 3 o’clock”