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Talking about Apocalypse and Xavier in relation to how Christified they are. What is it with superhero movies and shoehorned Jesus references?

[Apocalypse is] kind of the opposite of Christ, actually. [...] He’s also a false god, which makes him kind of like a cult leader. So [Apocalypse actor Oscar Isaac] and [writer/producer Simon Kinberg] not only studied religion but also studied the nature of cults and how they function. [...]

Well, there is a huge wall.

I am disconcerted by how much this sounds like a Trump speech, "It’s a massive season for him, it’s the biggest season for him so far, he features very prominently this season. I was told that when I was told I was coming back – that the season I was coming back for would be my biggest, and that’s quite a lot to take

It's Dave. Dave was the total opposite of Christ. Dave was a twat.

I believe it exists. Oppo-Christ, IIRC.

Star Wars is not a franchise about love.

Then I guess they should never have put Han and Leia’s romance on-screen, and they should have never put Jabba the Hutt being all lascivious at the dancing girls and bikini Leia on screen, because apparently people can deal with the idea of a giant space slug wanting to fuck pretty women but two men or two women

Why do people say stuff like this whenever this conversation comes up? GLAAD didn’t say “Hey Disney, we’d like you to put in some gay characters. Make sure every aspect of their life revolves around their sexuality and that they talk about it all the time. In fact, make the next Star Wars movie an NC-17 romp all about

Maybe the problem is that more of the Skywalker's aren't gay. Being raised by straight parents clearly isn't raising the most well-adjusted people.

You’re talking about a franchise that is literally born out of an forbidden romance and the children—and now their children’s children—that become of it, and how that affects said characters fates and destinies. Sexuality and love in general is pretty damn important to the entire Star Wars saga.

Bring back free checked bags and people will use it.

It ended up mattering a lot to Leia and Han. And Anakin and Padme.

Seemed to work out all right to Beric Donderian.

He was made of Snow

Bombshell? If this was foreshadowed any harder it would be a solar eclipse.

People actually thought he was staying dead? Since reading a Dance with Dragons years ago I never thought he was staying dead or even if he was dead (I liked the Warg Theory). Anyways we can finally put this discussion to bed, yes he’s alive we always knew he was alive, lets move on.

It’s like Rock Paper Scissors. Frankenstein beats wights, wights beat Stone Men, Stone Men beats Frankenstein.

“Balon showed up the day after his own death.”

I wonder how how many confused game of throne fans tweet out #Aziz Ansari