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One of the things people misunderstand is the difference between “Going faster than light” which probably is impossible and “being in a place faster than light could have gotten there” which is a fair bit more open-ended and is actually the sort of thing we would be looking for.

I catch a lot of shit from people whenever I say this, but I’ll say it again anyway... I know the universal speed limit is the speed of light, but we have a long history of both overcoming what we understand to be limitations and rewriting what we thought were limitations but actually weren’t.

Well, I would feel worse about it if he and his entire family hadn’t spent his second term convincing the world that he was fit to run the country when he wasn’t. They were more concerned about his reputation then they were with the United States and the people he served.

I’ve read the script and saw the live reading. It in no way makes fun of Reagan or dementia, but does posit that his vile administration took advantage of him when he was vulnerable to do the Iran contra shit. Reagan is portrayed in a pretty dignified manner. I hope Davis read it before commenting, but it sounds like

Not as mean spirited as allowing Reagan to continue as president while suffering from dementia.

To be fair, if the major selling point of Ray Stantz was “Look at me be fat and fall over!”, I’d be pissed as hell at Aykroyd too.

“including Kristen Wiig using some apparent tennis skills with her proton wand to bat away some ghosts – who are then yanked backward on a wire with force – and then using her proton pack as a rocket pack, pointing the wand down, firing, and propelling herself into the air.”

Using a proton pack as a “jet” pack. Umm, yeah. That movie is going to be sofa king dumb.

“So uh, we know you called us in to take care of your dead grandfather’s ghost and all, which we did. Instead of trapping him or sending him off to the afterlife, we kinda blew his him up, thus destroying any chance of him finding peace beyond the grave. Still, he won’t be moving stuff around your house anymore when

Well, Feig was lucky he had all that stuff that was designed for that other movie thirty years ago, cuz God only knows what new, creative ideas he would have come up with.

>using her proton pack as a rocket pack, pointing the wand down, firing, and propelling herself into the air

Oh, goddammit.

“AoS isn’t even as good as [...] Supergirl

This is so harsh, why is everyone hating on Singer these days? X-Men 1 and 2 were marvelous and totally captured the flavor of the comics. DoFP didn’t hew close enough to the comic imo but it was a decent enough movie for a very complicated story. I don’t think he created the Mystique problem. Heck, he didn’t create

He shouldn’t even need to...he should be able to land a thousand punches on you before you even get your own fist raised up. But he runs up to people at 1000mph+ and then tries to punch like a college kid at normal speed. Take some rope, Barry, and tie them up before they can take a second breath. Or don’t, whichever

They said at E3 that the game will have mod support, they never specified “At Launch”, and it’s getting patched in 6 months after the game’s launch.

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Poltermice.

Why is everything on “INSERT GAWKER SITENAME” a “video” now? I came here to READ a story on cat weirdness not watch it. If I wanted to watch cat videos I would just go straight to a cat clickbait site....