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YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE. If you want 10 million donated to charity just fucking do it and debate for free you despicable windbag.

“If you’re not a liberal when you’re 20, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative when you’re 40, you have no head.”

“Here’s the thing about being 18 or 19 years old and voting in your first election: it’s difficult to play political catch-up, to know the stories and backstories and back-backstories of not only candidates and issues, but also shifts within parties.”

From what I’ve seen you dick around on procedurally generated planets and space stations with a fairly limited set of tools. I think after you get tired of improving your gear, the game is going to get pretty boring. It’s sort of interesting being an explorer, but how many randomly generated creatures can you discover

This is why I wish that Clinton was not the only woman running. Her record is disturbing and offensive. If you put everything that she represents on paper, accomplishments and all..and you didn’t state the gender I would be turned off by her negatives

I found the constant negatives throughout this entire thing confusing. I’m supposed to care about Helen Hunt and “Bill Paxon” but I’m supposed to have never heard of Abigail and Haley? And Artemis Pebdani is just “the VP from Scandal”? Lots of cool ladies in this season’s pilots being completely dismissed on what I

Abigail Spencer is a TERRIFIC actress and if you don’t care about her, you should. Do watch Rectify, even if this new show sucks. Rectify is amazing.

The day companies get penalized for anything...is the day we have democracy back...

i don’t think “spoiler candidate” can apply in a two-person primary race

Where in the Constitution does it prescribe that and which two parties those are?

i don’t think Bernie Sanders is going to be the democratic nominee

Anyone who is constitutionally eligible may run for president, and they shouldn’t be blamed for people simply voting for them.

Yeah, that was exactly my thought. Who cares how long Bernie stays in the primary? That’s not the same as a third party general election candidate at all.

Nobody in the general election wants to help another candidate win at their own expense.

that may be true, and also has nothing to do with Ralph Nader or the general election

If our system elected the President based solely on the popular vote, that would actually matter. But it doesn’t. He didn’t earn enough votes where he needed them (Florida and/or his home state of Tennessee).

comparing one of the two candidates in an undecided democratic primary to third-party general election candidate Ralph Nader is pretty ridiculous

Not even. Those fingers are much too large to be the Donald’s.

based on this gif of him and the flag, he 100% gropes living humans: