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As a liberal, I still vote for liberals even though I know conservatives will give them a harder time. I could vote for more conservative candidates who won’t be as heavily attacked by conservatives, but why?

No he’s not. That’s a 20-minute video, not an advertisement, that cannot possibly fit into any time slot.

thank you for my new motivational poster

Filed to: Method Acting. Absolute perfection right there.

Probably a real cat.

defend bernie: get bombarded

“when confronted with BLM protestors, i find its prudent to gently remind them that africa, too, has problems”

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

People are pinning her on it because she, like all the other centrist Democrats with ambitions for the Presidency (Edwards, Kerry, Biden, so on), voted for it out of craven political expediency and ultimately gave the disastrous and immoral war cover to proceed.

Can’t look soft on terrorism/defense/etc. if you’re

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You clearly don’t know why he voted for the Crime Bill:

Shut up and put out Bernie.

Well, no. Most people were very aware that none of the hijackers came from Iraq. We knew there were no chemical weapons, we knew Cheney was lying through his teeth when he said Saddam could hit NYC with drones in 45 minutes. We agreed with Colin Powell who said in the run up to war that if we broke Iraq, we bought it.

I love it that you think this is some sort of new low in civility.

-Has nictitating membranes:

My vagina just ate itself in protest.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

This piece shows a staggering amount of self-delusion regarding the political economy of the media.

For as long as I live, I will never understand why people are so afraid of the LGBT community. Is it contagious? Are they planning to kill people? Are they really aliens in human skin? What? What is it? WHAT??

Any Presidential candidate would likely ask to be able to nominate their own Supreme court justice once they are elected President. And in this situation, Obama nominated a moderate to make the GOP look like idiots. If they don’t elect his nominee the hanging threat is that someone more liberal might be nominated if a