The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

Kevin is the saddest excuse for a man ever

Huh? The women in his films have all the power, minus that one scene in clerks. WTF have you been watching?

just gets high all day, and he is a man in his 40s. so yeah pretty pathetic

Who ARE you? That is BEST way to live when you’re 40 and can afford to do it. I have no love for weed but the rest of it sounds good.

watching movies and reading comic books is all I want to do. this is my ultimate goal in life, to be rich enough to do that. it sounds fucking awesome. to-may-toe to-mah-toe I guess.

Please. Woman here who is proud to work in the comic industry. Take you snobbery and go read a graphic novel because you’re severely misinformed about who should be reading comics, and at what age you should stop. Here’s a hint, it’s the same age you should give up on reading. Perhaps you’ve already done that and…

which is a terrible way to live when you are in your 40s

Heh. Y’know, I still love that Dean Scream. Friend of mine here at work plays it on Friday afternoons, to signal when it’s approaching beer-thirty (it’s a lively department). At least that guy had some spirit!

It was considering humanizing by some, and a pandering falsehood by others.

The message suggests that mature, realistic, practical people, seeing that they may be unable to accomplish what they want, just give up. And thus, they achieve all their goals, by not having any. Or as Bart Simpson said, “Can’t win, don't try."

I feel like they want to say, “I’m going to kick her ass” but that’s shades of domestic violence, so they sanitize it by saying they’ll spank her, which takes on a sexual connotation!

Sounds like your arisen should think about leaving town.

Yeah, but his Dr started the letter out with “to whom my concern” which I think was a Freudian slip/cry for help.

With solid gold instruments, of course.

Does seem like a HIPAA violation, doesn’t it?

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

Um, dude, it’s an article about an ending to the game. What are you doing?!

Have they checked for an underground lair a few hundred feet below their house?