all that sweet sweet rape money...

Usually in a good spy movie they leave a few words like the and however underacted.

Understandable...I keep calling his daughter Noxycontin

....Apparently, Ted Cruz thinks this is Sarah Palin

Donald Trump doesn’t experience sadness, he’s just a carrier.

My favorite part of that whole dumpster fire of a speech was where he was like “They call me ‘plainspoken’ but I’m smart. I went to an Ivy league school! Have you ever heard of it? The Wharton School of Finance!” and the whole place just went DEAD. (That’s usually a big applause line for him in his stump speech,…

omg a walking artichoke

Waiting on the Clinton video of her running around a track with Nike apparel from head to toe.

Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

Wasserman-Schultz is evil. This has been her plan all along

Sunday 9PM .. The time no one is watching, are exhausted from the weekend or drunk from playoff football.

and idris elba for beasts of no nation

Your analogy is bad(don’t be offended, most are).

You say her ideas are pragmatic, but all I hear is that her ideas are easier than they are good.

I’m voting for the guy who is going to push single payer. I’ve had too many dealings with the way the system currently works to vote for anyone else. Will he be able to do it? Probably not: The health insurance industry has far too much money invested in politicians for it to happen, but at least he’s going to try.

I’m voting for the guy who says he’s going to push for single payer, because that’s the system we should have. There’s no reason to dismantle the ACA before that happens, though, and I’m not sure why you imply that is necessary.

Why should we assume that Hillary, the original Republican neurosis, will somehow be more accepted in a Republican congress, unless you’re tacitly admitting she’ll help pass Republican sponsored crap?

because her PR Coordinator for The Normals told her this would make her look RELATEABLE and FUN

I have so much second hand embarrassment right now. Haven’t even clicked play.

They would have caught her sooner but eye-witnesses struggled to describe her eye color, hair, pony tail, or approximate height and weight.