High fallutin’ lutin’.

Don’t that beat all!

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i honestly don’t believe that her media trainer has ever met a human person before

That’s not how over/under works.

has never seen a guitar before.

Now I’ve seen it all. High-fallutin’ white people playing air lute.

over/under on whether she has seen someone play a guitar before

My thoughts exactly. Would the situation had been better if they killed him, then raped his daughter? If he could get help soon enough, he could possibly prevent the rape from happening.

Interesting. You are basing your skepticism on bad reporting and the words of a guy who did the wrong thing by not letting the victim of an emergency use his phone?

It was originally reported for more than 24 hours that the victim was with “a friend,” not her father.

You spelled 98% wrong.

Motherfucker I just moved from Louisiana where Bobby Jindal was raining ruination and conservative fuckery down on everything, and now I’ve got to deal with this Jade Helm tin foil behatted jackass?

So I - a person who doesn’t worry about intruders barging into her home and doesn’t keep herself armed at all times so that she can take down the bad guys - am the fearful one? WHO KNEW?

Teach it to harvest sugarcane?

You’re right. He’s probably a little more sane than Ben Carson. And a lot more exciting than Jeb.

Perfection achieved. Kudos.

hmm your comment made me realize i have no idea what the origins of the phrase are.

WTF is a “berniebro?”