so he’s Krampus?

Ted Cruz is the cousin you don’t leave alone with your daughter on holidays.

“He demonstrated this as the crowd sobbed silently knowing if they spoke out, they’d be next.”

That would be enough. ;-)

I think cis means you aren’t trans and straight means you aren’t gay?

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

This is a guy that enjoys the smell of his own farts.

In 2016, I vow everything, and promise nothing. Because I too stumble and stutter and stop, because I too am sometimes too cowardly for plain truth, because my abstract courage can dissipate in times when it’s most needed, and because I too have more to learn now than I ever have—because, in other words, I am a…

I don’t even know how to read.

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

You are so brave.

Talk about the books those women wrote. What you enjoyed about them. What you disliked about them. Recommend their books to other people. Start book clubs that feature them.

I love the Gawkerverse, but any time that love starts to blind me to the fact that the staff is almost totally made up of Brooklyn-by-way-of-the-Midwest hipsters who only like things when they’re “obscure” and never quite got out of the middle school habit of hating everything on principle, they make sure to remind me.

Can’t think of the last time I cared about a writers gender or colour. If its a good book I’m gonna read it.

I want to announce publicly that in 2016 I will only read the collected works of left-handed disabled Bhutanese poets.

Oh you think WoW will be released in 2016? Hah......HA!

I kind of agree with her. Saying HP had misfortunes would be like saying Ted Kennedy had driving whoopsies.

No, Jessica Walter is a dramatically better looking woman.

HP didn’t have misfortunes? What is she on about? Harry had to live in a closet under a staircase! His parents were murdered!

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl