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I think the penalty for having kids and then dying is like, two hundred hours of community service.

sorry, pal.

dude fuckin FDR could have appointed her

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

Say what you want to about Jafar, but that man is a leader.

Maybe they just planned to buy an elevator in Britain?

You know who would be a good Thurgood Marshall? Jeffrey Wright. He’s got gravitas, chops, and he’s recognizable too. Hell, they could even try Nate Parker if they wanted someone younger.

He used to play fallout, till he took a Sonata to the knee.

“The cause of the accident was the fact “the driver accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when she was attempting to pull out of a parking space at the apartment complex.” “

He looks like he always fast travels and never walks anywhere, THEN he got hit by a car indoors...

My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

Third option: very unskilled drawing of a sea monkey.

So...

The problem with the vast majority of those purchasable themes (especially the dynamic ones) is their horrible resolution. The vast majority of them are not 1080p and look terrible on a big screen.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

“How very dare you” - Martin Van Buren

We need to get buttons made.

I wish SO MUCH that GM would caption their photos. It’s often so unclear who’s in them and why.

Freed on an unsecured appearance bond after blatent threats of murder and inciting and soliciting others to commit murder due to his political beliefs. Right now, without looking up anything else about the story, I’m going to say he’s white