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“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor

Umm... did you read the article? He was peeling it off and the dealer told him to stop. Is your argument that he should have done it sooner and he’s stupid because he didn’t? That’s just retarded.

Someone is very good at reading articles.

On your soul...

Just wait until you hear my hot take on the Stamp Act of 1765.

“Weird how nobody’s in the mood for a little light gnawing of human flesh in mid-December?”

.... are you fucking with me?

This is without question one of the most absurd things I have ever read. Private contractors have been responsible for some of the most egregious war crimes of the last 14 years and you think giving them the keys to a drone fleet is a good idea?

So would you say that the battle between Yorks and Lancasters - which is more recent than 692 for example, is an ongoing conflict? How about that between Trinitarians and Arianists in the Christian world? Would you say that conflicts in Mexico are driven by the 500 plus year struggle between Conquistadors and Aztecs?

Haha, want a conflict to end. That’s a good one.

Everything was correct but.... drones kill people.

Why clone? I’m pretty sure Adam Sandler can pump out one shitty Adam Sandler movie every day.

You’re comparing apples with hippopotamuses, but okay.

“In the 1970s, our attitude was, ‘We are not of this world, Jesus is coming, so why bother with government?”

TAX. THE. CHURCHES.

AAAHHHH! BOOBS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

who is David Bowie in this scenario

Yeah his debating style reminds me of Walter Sobchek.

Cruz’s fascination with The Simpsons is apropos, considering he’s the embodiment of the pious sanctimony of Ned Flanders the boorish stupidity of Homer Simpson and the social awkwardness of Seymour Skinner.

somebody put that man’s hand in a tiramisu, cuz those are some fucking ladyfingers.