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Tell them the fridge is empty because the middle class has more disposable income and can afford to go out to eat.

Misogyny that doesn’t even appreciate the female form is the worst kind of misogyny.

If we wanted a president great at playing dumb, there’s a whole field of them to the right.

She’s essentially running as Obama’s third term - leaning heavily on her stint as his S.O.S. The only guy who could have run as MORE establishment was Biden.

Following the 2008 primaries, I think Hillary is more likely Gandalf the White. She fell, it looked like she was dead (politically), she came back shinier and newer, a little less trusting and a bit more likely to snap at you. Also, no fucks left to give.

The best offense is a good defense. That’s why we’re hiding these debates behind walls - to better expose them to people!

It happens. Didn’t Denzel win for Training Day while Ethan Hawke was up for supporting for the same movie despite being the protagonist?

Part of that discussion needs to be that the healthcare deducted from your paycheck is part of your compensation. If healthcare is shifted to a tax and away from something the employer provides, the employer needs to offer better compensation to offset the removal of a benefit.

Is he going to start screaming and hitting, or talking nice and appealing to better nature? Because you’re assigning two completely different approaches within the confines of three sentences.

Well, I certainly wouldn’t want us succumbing to the caprice of man.

I don’t know. Seems like a better corollary would be background checks before you get to have your dick.

Couch not comfortable.

The problem is he still looks like he did in latter-day Growing Pains. His face hasn’t caught up with his age - a true case of Vincent Adultman, if ever I saw one. Like, good job fighting off the bear, Leo, but I can totally see your broom-hand.

“Ted Cruz” is the monster mothers threaten misbehaving children with. “if you don’t clean your room, Ted Cruz will find you in the night,” they say.

It’s the attention to detail - like the inclusion of the knapsack - that really sells it.

Then I’m afraid that’s all the Hamilton you get this year.

Sorry, if you want to learn about Hamilton, you can only see the play or wait til someone else writes about him.

It’s bad enough that Ted Cruz happened. Let’s not relive the process.

Done. Now what? Still offended.

Right. But her testimony also ended with her reluctantly acknowledging to Avery’s lawyer that she couldn’t be absolutely certain they weren’t moved.