I don’t know if I’m willing to accept that doctors and cops can betray the public trust, you guys.

“Eagles fans are incredibly tenacious, and I’m gonna say, maybe nine, 10 feet in diameter,” said Saffier.

I propose they settle it on the court, and I’m pretty sure Williams could take him in straight sets.

I’m still so annoyed that name is fucking Tennys. Apologize for that shit.

Holy shit they “spent” $1 million per person who attended?????

If one of the 10 worst lies the media told about you is that you overfed some fish I’d say you had a pretty good year.

Patrick when you write 1812 my dumb brain sees it as a year and I had to read that sentence so many fucking times

This is hilarious when read satirically AND when read seriously. Well done.

Credit where it’s due; Trump has made racists feel like they can speak their mind without facing consequences.

This reminds me of the beef between TuPac-12 and Big East Smalls.

If they were gonna be that nitpicky, they should have dinged the woman in the center, too, who clearly said “will.i.am (pause) iambic pentameter” when the correct reply should have been “will.i.ambic pentameter.”

That’s what he wears to tour urban housing with mr trump.

Not Voting / Protest voting with a write in is a perfectly valid choice and these people shouldn’t be shamed for it.

I wonder if the republicans would actually follow through with their claims that they will kick him out of the senate if he’s elected, I doubt it.

I see a little three-striped logo on the corner of his jersey that may be making Bill Self a little bit nervous about this particular car, methinks...

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11. Created a burner account so he could comment on The Root.

lol i can tell you’re a big tough person sorry for my comment about how four dudes [EDIT: three + 1 woman my bad] holding one woman shouldn’t punch her, i can tell i’m not tough enough

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In the Seattle suburbs in the 90s we called it a Graveyard