In Episode One, Joe and Corn Pop discover all the otter pops in the lifeguard breakroom have melted. The boys learn about spoilage and racial insensitivity when they find the only person who has otter pops is a Chinese wholesaler with a beautiful daughter named Jill.

Dang Jason, you got a lot of burners!

Oui, tous les gendarmes.

This reeks of a ploy to get Michelle to politely decline and then grab a party hack like Rahm or Pelosi.

At first it’s just a few donuts and written warnings, but eventually they all succumb to the meat, Amazon gift cards and official oppression. Yes, all cops.

I always wondered where Corn Pop got his name. 

Alex Jones is always drunk.

This is going to be very confusing for Lil Eric.

I think the lesson here is never bring breathing to a suitcase fight.

Crowd was great tonight here in the ATX. Bernie turns ‘em out like a rock star. I think he will win the primary, and that speaks volumes versus Trump.

Shouldn't you be preparing for the debate, Bloomie?

SWAT is a very polite way of saying Gestapo. Barr has greenlighted Drumpf for full-on Hitler from here on out.

Once you go standin’ up in Martha muffin, you never go back.

It is much more likely they're your boss.

Tooly noted.

I'm watching Blackademics. Can someone just tell me the score?

I suspect it was Louie who ate the cat.

Or a sock full of bullets. 

I always assumed Rush snorted his coke. Turns out he was smoking it the whole time. Bye Felicia.

Dang, Mitt! I think you're taking this a little too hard.