After Grove's DQ, Willie Nelson was declared the winner.

Still can’t hear you.

I can't decide if shortening cocksucker is lazy or efficient.

St.Peter don't trifle no revenuers.

About 30,00 emails

What is the premise of “Outnumbered?” Two dead kids versus one dead cop? I really need to watch more TV.

Bye, Felicia.

Odds are squarely against electing anymore New York billionaires US President in our lifetime.

There was a time when members of the military were pretty diligent about rules like this, even to a point of a near universal basic disdain for political shit-talkers. What happened ?

It’s this high level of competence and precision that strikes debilitating fear in Alex Jones.

Pussy-ass first responders.

KAC gotta girl boner just like the rest of these negging pervs.

John Rocker wanabe.

It means the pee tape is real.

Mac McNabb on guitar.

Meaningless sure. Unless you're a camper. Then it is YOUR big day. Hear that, Shep?

One word. Lil’Jordan.

Man, I used to love reading Study Breaks. 

This will all get irony'd out.