Yeah, but nothing stings worse than a Western Civ burn.

Those pigs will have a baseball-fight-where-no-punches-are-thrown on their hands, if they try to come between me and my deliciously soft golf shirt.

Nietzche never ate at Chick-fil-A.

Calendar note: Bring $5 extra August 11th.

1972 MVP

Didn't want to get out of that A/C, eh?

Wilt had 100 in one night [4-2-1962] in Hershey, PA.

We know it’s not the spine conjurer.

Sounds like a radioactive potato salad additive.

Alex and his simpering sidekick, Owen Shroyer operate out of Jeff Sessions' belly button.

Shumer’s got no ground to stand on when it comes to productive anything.

The hoser plague is highly underreported.

Finally, the Swiss take a side.

this is that song

The Aristocrats!

This is just the beginning of Huckleberry’s revenge. The Big Paybeck!

There is no doubt in my mind that Huckleberry stuffed a few dinner rolls in her pockets on the way out.

If there is a god, they will be making license plates.

So that's how they get honey ham.