I felt the way you do at one time. How I yearn for the days of President Kerry.

Someone forgot the raisins.

Reduced to playing the Sunday brunch at Mar a Lago. Now that's a country song.

It helps explain why so many Nazis ended up in Latin America after WW2-cilantro and out-of-this-world fish tacos.

Let me help. P-E-L-E.

Impressive three man circle jerk here whining about a grey circle jerk. If you had a fourth you could play Mar a Lago.

So right...

Hey! Everyone asking, “what can little old me do?” Come over here and look at this.

Alex is still right her in his Austin mansion, with his Eva Braun blow-up doll.

The enlarged heart is from doing all that blow with Jeffrey Epstein.

Way to be edgy with the Coco Puro take.

Free is a hack trying to gin up business. If this was true, he would have told at least one person sometime, somewhere three years ago. Free your mind, lightweight.

I’ll see your Baldwin and raise a Robert Deniro.

Cops are terrible spellers.

At least she got to finish her spit and jizz taco.

You just made this up. Sales tax is regressive. Art of the Deal is not an economics textbook. Rich guys spew this kind of horseshit all the time to make themselves feel better.

The Aristocrats!

Mypipo definitely the problem here. Juneteenth memorializes one of the most astounding examples. Three fucking years, and not even one Texhole breathed a word about Emancipation.

I now have a better understanding of Russian grammar after reading this English translation of your comment. Thanks!