Hoosiers.

Wait until he finds out it was the dad who slipped the dogs the horse.

The more I read about this, the more I think it was Nike who blew the thing up after getting outbid one too many times.

Jesus of Nazareth: Hide and seek GOAT!

This racial take is as ignorant of Austin sports history as it is racist. UT abhors competition and employs an army of powerful  alums to maintain dominance. Will never happen.

This appears, from the Austin end of the telescope, to be a clever stick-up of The Ohio State University. Austin sprots watchers know that the stadium has always been a non-starter because The University of Texas is notoriously uncooperative, hates competition and still calls the shots. The Mega University partnership…

Pop goes the dynamite!

“[H]it the ball on the screws” indeed. Ask Bagget Vance, he was there too. He seen it.

Your lawn jockey pees on your dish when you’re asleep.

Woulda made a great Bear.

That cocaine is a helluva drug.

“stick to” sports.

Proof that millions of years of predatory evolution is no match for the red, white and blue jams!

This never would have happened if Frank Deford was still alive.

Ain’t no one gonna out Stevie Wonder Ray Lewis.

You don’t have to be Ann Coulter or Michael Moore to see where this is going:

+1 Lance White

Nah.

Clearly, ESPN needs more girl Power Rangers.

This will have negligible effect on tanking. Easing age and wage restrictions on the pool of available talent is the real path to increasing the value of later picks.