A really lazy blog post about a probably racist tabloid hack. You have canceled each other out and restored the balance of global journalism.

Goodell should put Smith in charge of NFL Instagram account.

“First of all they were horny broads that wanted to get married, and they wanted a little money, a little security and a big strong ballplayer. I traveled, I played the game. I got a load of those broads too.” 

A grammar smackdown?!?! What are you doing on here, mom?

What your dog is trying to say, and I agree is, “assholes gonna hole.”

Why did the Aggie cross the road?

That HGH is a helluva drug.

By the way, have you heard of my newest product; Big Balls Brand Blackface?

“And we could call it Big Badgers Broncos Bills Ballers Brand Beer!”

Best Chicago QB since Sid Luckman.

Nice racist rationale. You just want to throw bananas on the field.

Giving the money to the train instead is dumb.

A self-righteous ex-alcoholic? Say it isn’t so.

Blissful ignorance?

This place was friggin’ cool and the figure 8 racing was insane. Every once in a while Willie would come out and smoke us out. The F1 track is OK, I guess, but not worth the quarter billion dollar subsidy Ecclestone stuck us up for. The demise of Longhorn Speedway is emblematic of the ruination of Austin by real…

Jungmann is a reliever now with more upside. Call this guy a waaambulance.

Tell us how ya really feel, Ken Starr. Juice much?

Women’s game’s Krzolonski goes down! Best news all year. Thanks Bulldogs.

Bert Jones may talk to God, but he’s still no Johnny Unitas.