Allen grabbed the mic and promised to reveal his headbutt during the Sweet Sixteen and for his final move if they reach the Final Four his perfected throat punch.

Well, Ken Starr was trying to be the next David Koresh, but he lacked clout since Lewinsky.

I want to taste the sad!

You would have thought Lady Di’s helmet hair would save her.

Ok, but will it restore using either volume button to take a photo?

I have an unabashed crush on Lana Del Rey’s voice. That woman could sing about the Trump administration and I would swoon.

The scary thing about Milo is, unlike Coulter, he’s actually charismatic. Maybe it was just the wine, but the way he talked and engaged Maher at first made him seem like a guy you want to have a drink with.

The one time I was pulled over for speeding was to get by a semi in high winds. The wind was strong enough to rock my car and the semi just looked unstable as hell.

Because... because.... christ we’re fucking goddamn stupid. I love and hate my country. we have so many wonder and intelligent people that do all sorts of amazing things. Yet those people, both successful and not are FUCKING GODDAMN STUPID. Most americans should be taken out back and shot. That’s all there is too…

That’s the Hulk. Not fat pasty white bitches.

We should be captioning what they are saying in that image instead.

R’s in the senate have today been discussing what Warren’s “Ultimate Form” will be. They have not yet chosen the form of the Traveler.

What does Chicago say about catchphrases?

Okay, tomatoface, we get it. Warren has been selling her book for years before it was announced.

White Trash

No Punjabi?

Don’t forget Jamie Dornan’s magical accent, it appears and disappears throughout the film.

Feels all I can do:

Well, new F1 is still going to play the Bernie game of hosts not being profitable, re: Silverstone. I don’t have much hope since Liberty Media just sees the cash cow.

I remember watching as a kid and seeing Earnhardt, Allison, Waltrip, Wallace and Gordon all being in contention and it actually meaning something.