Vinegar also works.... but then there’s that vinegar smell, but that’s easier to get rid of with just washing hands with soap. It’s how I clean my disposal.

Seriously, Stan has been my mancrush since Kings. Allison Janney, Margot Robbie. Hell if my GF found out about this, she’d claim them all for herself.

I love Tomlin and Cowher both. But as a Pittsburgh native and non-yinzer (I hate that term) everyone talks about how Tomlin “inherited” his 2008 team and Super Bowl. It’s bar talk but it drives me up the wall.

Doesn’t matter. This image, all I see is “Yes, I’ll meet for drinks later when I’m done with this shit.”

Can Chris Brown read the joke.....

At the same time, watch the Wives of Scientology thing that aired on CNN years ago about David Miscavige and all of his former underlings. She could also be traumatized or brainwashed in a way into this line of thought.

I would be heartbroken, but not surprised if it was sexually. :(

My GF did not understand for a while why I do this when we get home late at night. It’s not because I’m rude. If it’s during the day, she goes first. It’s also the same when going through a revolving door (I hate revolving doors, I have revolvophobia).

I’m tweeting all of these to @potus.

I preferred “Lord Whoopdeedo”

I follow the Fezzik method.

I still manually write down directions to get them into my head if I am taking a road trip. I usually only use GPS if I’ve gotten myself completely lost. Last time I had a car (until just a few months ago) I didn’t even have a smart phone. I’ve driven across country with just a map and really just winged it on an…

when a male business class passenger went into the economy class to sit beside her and touched her while she slept.

Dude what the hell. You are suggesting people use paint thinner on their leather seats? Where did you get this info?

To be fair, Alex Smith called one because he didn’t like what he saw at the line of scrimmage.

Amen to that. I haven’t spoken to my bio-dad in 15+ years and haven’t seen him in almost 30. I tried once, but all of his friends are super christians and they tried to convert me via facebook. Fuck that.

True! Actually, I don’t think I’ve seen the second one. Just Escape From NY. :/

Saving the president won’t be Plissken’s job in 2024....

If there ever needs to be a photoshop, it’s Trump / Phoenix from Gladiator.