My favorite part was when she ripped off her white wig and slammed it into a black woman.

Dump it in a toilet and yeah.

“I am so fucking disgusted” - all these people that give themselves a 5-10 second once over and think they are “clean”.

I live in Pittsburgh and was born here, so I grew up in the late 80s when the Pirates were battling with the Braves. Then my family moved to Virginia. Richmond to be exact. They were the AAA team of Atlanta. That was horrible. Especially after fucking Sid Bream.

Maradona is pissed that his likeness isn’t doing rails of coke.

It wouldn’t matter.

There are quite a few great house remixes.

“88-words”

*Assuming that you are white of course.

And all I wanted to do was drop an S54 or LS3 into my E36.

“You were in a 4g negative dive with a Nurburgring?”

That’s how Teslas prepare. They’re always preparing, they should just go.

Just be thankful that corporations can’t have child labor and the equivalent of alter boy interns for the CEOs.

I will admit to being at the office in the bathroom hipchatting with co-workers because I it’s one of the few places I learned to hide when I needed time to think (my mom taught me this).

What Job? I hear ESPN just had layoffs.

I had a teacher, my physics teacher, who I call my girlfriend. She couldn’t do the same. (Before anyone gets all up in arms, this was my senior year, she was my 8th grade teacher).

That’s the Catholic Team.

This is everything I hoped for.

I’ve pooped three times today!

Jeff Sessions is pretty sure racism is a right.