“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

Ahem.

Forgive me if I stole this from someone, but...

privilege means never having to say you’re sorry...

I’m reminded of this:

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Here’s Magneto demonstrating one way to deal with Nazis.

I just wanted you to know at least someone understood your reference.

This is why I carry...a crazy person in my back seat. He handles the rage. And I can just relax and enjoy the drive.

Somebody​ needs to update his record on there. He’s 19-34 now.

No I spent all my money on forza DLC

The Atlanta Falcons *did* appear to be replaced by crisis actors in the 2nd half.

“it is God”

The Skunk Works:

...kind of out of it out there. (Brands) said ‘Throw me.’

“...A big mirror, makes a big beam.”

The top of my eight year old’s calendar (if she crossed it out, maybe she wouldn’t get in trouble?):

His report will be turned over to his replacement which is a paper shredder.

Everything about that show is so offensive.