You know what? Fuck you. People are so mad Sacramento kept the Kings from those prolapsed, vote manipulating assholes in Seattle. Yes the Kings objectively suck now, but they have the best arena in the NBA now. Eventually it will be our turn. Suck my dick.

Ha, made a similar comment to my wife and it was “too soon”. We should get together for coleslaw; it's made from people.

Serbia hasn’t been torn apart like that since the early 90s.

You are an good writer

“No charges were filed; Megan Short told responding officers she was afraid of her husband, Adams said. They gave her instructions on how to get a protective order but she ‘declined’ to proceed with the paperwork...”

If Jezebel gets their commenter amalgamation picture posted here. I want a late picture of John Belushi’s corpse posted there now.

Realised that this is 100% likely to stay grey.
100% likely to be ignored.
100% Petty and ridiculous but:

DID YOU JUST WATCH THE WOMEN’S TEAM PURSUIT FINAL?
HAHAHAHA OUR LADIES EAT YOUR LADIES FOR DINNER.
TOOK THAT WORLD RECORD AND BROKE IT OVER YOUR YANK HEADS! YOU COULD SEE THE LIGHT GO OUT BEHIND THEIR EYES. WOOOOO…

No, she was not hot either. She’s pretty. Symmetrical, attractive, classic, good skin. But not hot. I could have a conversation with Kate Winslet; I would still have the power of speech.

I guess Americans all look the same, is that right, you racist Canadians?

Yes, because people only make stupid decisions in Florida. So much intellectual laziness from people who default to that conclusion in response to news like this.

“Life as a Giants fan.”

“No sliding into base teeth first.” -latest Buster Posey rule

He’s used to it.

Haha, wealthy north anericans really shouldn’t drink poor brown people’s shitty water. That’s really funny.

Well, aren’t you a Debbie Downer....

I know alot about doping and I’m pretty damn cynical, but I’m glad I’m not as cynical as you are. You know she doesn’t need the money and is turning down as much as $15M a year in endorsements, right?

True that!

But it’s also possible that Tusup is one of those guys who turns into a complete asshole at competitive events but is decent otherwise. We’ve all had coaches like that, I think.

Bullshit, you have no clue or idea of what you are talking about.

Jesus Christ, that is dumb. Seriously fucking dumb.