Tim Burke Welcomes You To The College Football Season In A Way Only Deadspin Can, Condescending While Badly Incorrect

Ironically, the Flyers had such an owner for 50 years until he died a few months ago

body shaming? really?

Third best offense in the division

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Because the political site broke the law, refused to acknowledge it, mocked the judge, and lost a hundred million dollars

“hello friend, I’m a sportswriter”

“If you were the better team, then you wouldn’t have lost”

This is like, Jordan Sargent-level blackmail

Hint for future reference: that’s not at all what he claimed. Try again.

i also piss in the sink

Yeah that link doesn’t mention anything about the Hall of Fame

Disqualified? I must’ve missed that.

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A Deadspin Truther will be here shortly to say that Redford was using “inside the park homer” in jest.

Deadspin is knowledgeable when talking about Republicans and penises. Deadspin is also good at cross-posting articles that trigger devastating lawsuits.

You also said he is the best hitter of all-time, which is demonstrably false.

“Three? Okay, fine.”

I’m saying fans for teams like the Yankees and Cardinals are insufferable, spoiled by so many world series wins that they deem mere regular season games as effectively irrelevant.

I didn’t ask for contrition. Just something less than leaping for joy.