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They’re currently projected to finish 3 games out of the playoffs. They need every win.

Because everyone knows the games in June count less than the ones in September.

oh so then you’re just mentally deficient

Maybe he’s a sociopath.

Making a joke about Hinkie on a story about the Kings’ incompetence is too funny.

how’d that work out?

An umpire suffers an enormous injury with an inferior piece of skull-protection. However, Deadspin’s headline states that the guy got his “head cracked open.” So why not ask for hockey style masks for umpires? Why single out the NFL when MLB is guilty of allowing brain damage?

This reminds me of the Deadspin live blog of last year’s draft, when they all made fun of the Knicks for selecting a player from another country, who also had a funny name.

They’re basketball hats

..which is part of the reason why the NBA shouldn’t be firing GMs less than 3 years into a 5-7 year plan

He doesn’t do either of those options, because his boss is Nick Denton, and it doesn’t behoove Kevin to restrict his schedule.

The 2016 Warriors do not have a NBA championship ring. Go to bed? I guess? Is that an insult? I like my mattress; although, the guy who delivered it was pretty weird.

Many words have multiple meanings. Use italics if you want emphasis.

Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth say hello.

Of course not. But you said “more than any other athlete,” which literally makes it either/or.

Another tremendous comment by BTU

You ever hear of Jackie Robinson? He actually showed up to the military and was willing to fight literal battles.

The team has won 2 world series in less than 25 years of existence; they are above .500 in a difficult division; their home games don’t get rained out; they have Giancarlo Stanton; they have Jose Fernandez.

“Arsenal” refers to a singular team; as such the headline is incorrect.

The Mirror has more information on Vardy’s contract, and though the Mirror isn’t exactly the most reputable outlet, the story does make some of this make more sense