I wondered about baseball owners last month, and the main owner of the Phillies is a cool story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mon…

Seriously, is there an owner of any major professional sports franchise that’s not an absolutely awful person, or is my intuition correct that one simply cannot be let into that club until they are willing to abandon all traces of humanity within?

PC check: Police officers who identify as women

Is the secret that they murdered a suspect in cold blood and made it look like self-defense, a la Training Day? That could be pretty rad.

I hope she likes prison guard dick.

The real tragedy here, that everyone is missing, is that some poor black dude had Tony Stewart for a roommate.

In his defense 5 years with a roommate is a lot better argument than “having a friend”

Shut up Jim! Didn’t you kill a guy?!?

You roomed with Hamno?

How many people did you murder today, Tony?

Does Deadspin provide a comprehensive mental health package to its writers? I’m scared for Drew Magary’s health.

I had a black roommate once. We had a falling out after I found some of his pubes in the microwave. He also refused to put pants on, even with company over. But, we’re cool now.

How much do you think Chip Kelly’s mouth is watering at the prospect of trading away another black player?

Deady Bridgewater.

Why the fuck is this on Deadspin?

Why won’t they just let Breezy live?

not on a walkoff flip.

Moderately hot take.

Go away funless trollbag hack.

HAHAHAHA! Instead?! Nobody is/was/ever will pay your bum ass to do anything. Instead... fuck outta here.