I wondered about baseball owners last month, and the main owner of the Phillies is a cool story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mon…

Seriously, is there an owner of any major professional sports franchise that’s not an absolutely awful person, or is my intuition correct that one simply cannot be let into that club until they are willing to abandon all traces of humanity within?

PC check: Police officers who identify as women

Is the secret that they murdered a suspect in cold blood and made it look like self-defense, a la Training Day? That could be pretty rad.

leopards and other wild cats.. well the larger ones... find them edible... crocodiles for lowland gorillas as well. plus simply pointing out the strangeness some people have towards a zoo which is far safer than the wild.

I hope she likes prison guard dick.

The real tragedy here, that everyone is missing, is that some poor black dude had Tony Stewart for a roommate.

In his defense 5 years with a roommate is a lot better argument than “having a friend”

Shut up Jim! Didn’t you kill a guy?!?

You roomed with Hamno?

How many people did you murder today, Tony?

Does Deadspin provide a comprehensive mental health package to its writers? I’m scared for Drew Magary’s health.

I had a black roommate once. We had a falling out after I found some of his pubes in the microwave. He also refused to put pants on, even with company over. But, we’re cool now.

How much do you think Chip Kelly’s mouth is watering at the prospect of trading away another black player?

Deady Bridgewater.

Why won’t they just let Breezy live?

Unless I’m way off base, this opens the opportunity for previous ITT students to try and get their student loans forgiven.

Don’t get me wrong, I am all for shutting down scams. I myself have been taken before. But on the other hand I find it frightening that the Department of Education can impose cash reserve requirements that essentially shutter a business without having to prove its claims in court. Though the country seems very…

“Rage,” “rant,” “ballistic,” “tirade” . . . I do not think these words mean what you think they mean. That series of tweets is none of those things.

HAHAHAHA! Instead?! Nobody is/was/ever will pay your bum ass to do anything. Instead... fuck outta here.