u r a dummy

lol when the current generation of old baseball writers dies all the elite guys who “cheated” will be voted in (clemens, bonds, rodriguez at the very least). except, probably, pete rose, because of how much an asshole he is and unloved by current generations (despite the fact that he was probably one of the best…

Ohhhh a trump joke!!! How many times have you checked to see your stars from that gem?

If you ever been hit with a driveshaft at a sporting event....

So did John Lennon, and he’s Mr Peace and Love. He ditched his first kid too.

What exactly were you doing in that washroom?

not a big deal really

Thank you! I was waiting for the Morality Police to show up and tell that internet commenter what is okay to write and what is not. Shame on him! Shame!

Yes.

Two less soccer players in football. Good.

I think from now on all my tweets are going to either have elements of inspirational/motivational language or deep foreboding- just in case I die suddenly

These guys were way too eager to hit the coffin corner

Ween can make its comeback with a “More Country Greats” album. “Vice President Tim Kaine, harmonica...”

Has anti-abortion leanings.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Triple with a throwing error, not an inside the parker.

Ichiro would almost certainly be below replacement level as a DH.

He also said that Ichiro getting 1200+ more hits “isn’t as outlandish as it superficially appears to be.” Which, after crunching a few numbers, it sure as hell is.

Great idea. Too bad you stole it from PDX: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index…