I was really hoping he’d explain a little bit about his superior tornado detection technology.

Robin in general felt like she’d wandered in from a 90s Gen X slacker comedy like ‘Reality Bites’ or ‘Daria’, but I’m honestly okay with that because if anyone gets to be anachronistically Gen X, it should be the daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman. She’s a delight, easily my favorite character right now, and I’ll…

He hangs on to them for the same reason serial killers keep trophies.

And who will probably die in a shocking second-act twist in order to motivate Bond to kill the bad guy, because a) nothing serves as lazy motivation for hack screenwriters like revenge, b) by the end of the movie, Bond has to come out of retirement to keep servicing this decades-old stagnant franchise, and c) Bond…

Yeah, I’m assuming that if it’s the same movie it must be a prime-time TV showing, but I haven’t seen either so can’t compare. I was hoping to reach someone who’d seen both the film and the ad.

That we know of.

A question for the Internet hive mind: Is this the same film that they advertised during ‘The Star Wars Holiday Special’, or was that a different film with the same name? I could swear that was George C. Scott’s voice in the ad, but I’m not sure.

Given that Trump had some extremely sketchy business and personal connections to Epstein, he might just be trying to make the whole story go away so that people don’t follow it back to him. I mean... does anyone really think that Donald Trump would turn down underage girls if they were provided to him?

It’s a big part of why I can’t really get into Parks and Rec.

Thinking it hell. Most of them don’t even stop until the first syllable.

That stairwell fall was amazing. Total props to the stuntwoman who let herself be rigged to twist and rotate so it genuinely looked like she was bouncing off the railings on her way down.

Am I the only one who wound up really fascinated by the framing sequence in V/H/S and really disappointed that they didn’t explore it in any of the sequels? The idea of an old creepy house filled with footage of sinister, supernatural deaths and guarded by a mysterious man who kills any intruders really intrigued me,…

The thing is, Rec doesn’t resonate with me because I don’t care about demonic possession or (subtextually) the Catholic Church. Whereas I really vibed with Quarantine’s take on it as a metaphor for the post-9/11 governmental obsession with surveillance and secrecy. So I liked it better.

They probably do still use MSG, just in its natural form--it’s basically the same umami-producing amino acids found in fish like anchovies. They probably add anchovies or anchovy paste to their sauces to help harmonize the flavors, which is basically the same technique without all the processing on the front end.

Reading other articles, it sounds more like a co-dependency thing—they both talked about (and attempted) suicide, and bonded over it to the point where they normalized this kind of conversation for each other. The documentary suggests that she may legitimately have thought she was helping him by encouraging to kill…

The manslaughter charge seems not to have been based on any of her texts to him, but on her awareness that he was in a life-threatening situation and her refusal to get him assistance. They’re basically charging her not for telling him to get back into the car, but for knowing he was attempting suicide and not calling…

That was my idea for the sequel--the producers were serial killers who interspersed their snuff film footage with staged material using actors, and they were taunting the cops by hiding all the evidence in plain sight. The movie would be about a detective who had to prove they really killed someone and it wasn’t all…

Because “insanity”, in the legal sense doesn’t simply mean “mentally ill”, it means mentally ill to a degree that you were unable to frame your actions in an ethical model. The prosecutor would be able to demolish that defense simply by pointing to her text message that said, ‘‘[The victim’s] death is my fault’; to…

And got their asses kicked. I’m a big believer in reminding Confederate lovers at every opportunity that they aren’t just racist traitors, they’re failures, too.

Nah, in the new grim and gritty reboot, Mister Cooper is a serial killer who leaves his victims dangling from highway overpasses, and he’s looking to take on a “student” to pass on his love of murder. The protagonist is a budding sociopath whose morality is left hanging... with Mister Cooper.