Oh, they saw him, but they were just like, “Oh, courageous test pilot Ben Grimm is bearing up so well after the tragic accident that left him deformed! He’s an example to anyone with a disability.” The FF weren’t ‘superheroes’, they were celebrity adventurers like Jacques Cousteau mixed with Neil Armstrong mixed with…

No, but they did imprison a woman and leave her brother’s corpse out to rot, which caused her lover to commit suicide. Funny story about that lover--he’s Cuomo’s kid!

Might be a Black Sabbath biopic instead.

Actually, it’s kind of the exact opposite--this shows how very difficult it is to convincingly fake an attack, and how easily the stories of people lying about being assaulted crumble under investigation. Nobody is sincerely equating “believe victims” with “don’t investigate crimes”; that’s a straw man used by rape…

Um, nothing against Macaulay Culkin, but... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM, Devon Sawa looks good. He has aged like the picture in his attic is Donald Trump or something.

I’ve had this in my head for years. A group of twenty-somethings exploring an abandoned factory, the crazed owner hunting them down one by one and murdering them with the disused equipment... and then, just as the Final Girl is ready to fight back, he’s all, “Wait... you’re the only one left? You know what this means,…

I think I’m going to primary her from the right. “Oh, sure, Lynn Hutchings is willing to let Jesus die in the electric chair. But under my ‘Clone the Son of God’ plan, I will personally create a brand-new Jesus for every individual in the great state of Wyoming to personally murder! That’s how you get forgiven for…

This just in: Southerner who was already able to vote when the Civil Rights Act was passed turns out to be racist. Film at 11.

Yep, and you don’t hear me trying to #notallamericans when someone brings up the shit this country is doing. The first step in correcting prejudice is acknowledging it. As long as you continue to insist that Wisconsin’s not that bad, really, it will stay that bad. Really.

1.1 million people voted for him. 1.2 million people voted to reelect him. Those are all people from Wisconsin, are they not?

It’s almost as though he has some sort of inherent social advantage of some sort!

“Have you ever been there? Because you don’t know why they closed all those DMVs in predominantly black areas while simultaneously upgrading the requirements for voter ID unless you’ve physically gone to those counties!”

I read about half this article thinking, “Didn’t they already do this?” Then I realized I was thinking of Destination America.

“What is he apologizing for?”

I lurk under the table, and pop up midway through the appetizer with a garlic-loaded slingshot and fire it directly into their throat. It’s so UNEXPECTED!

I think you’re absolutely right, but I don’t think there are any Democrats out there who do not unequivocally support Israel’s right to exist. If anything, the most frustrating thing about our current political situation is that the Republicans are mainly pro-Israel because the nation has a major role in the esoteric…

I see that you’re deliberately ignoring the part where you said, “What is he apologizing for?” You apparently know. So why did you ask, unless it was some sort of disingenuous attempt to pretend that he didn’t do anything wrong in the first place that you’re now attempting to deflect from now that you’ve been called…

So you’ve immediately dropped the “hey, I don’t even see any sexual misconduct here” line, and are now at the “what, he apologized, what does he have to do to make it right?” stage. You can maybe see how that doesn’t make me feel less like you’re only interested in making excuses for his behavior?

Not only did she win back-to-back-to-back Hugos, an absolutely unprecedented feat in the history of the award, she did it in the middle of a racist ballot-stuffing campaign orchestrated by a man with a personal vendetta against her (because he was kicked out of the Science Fiction Writers of America for using the…

Go back and read the original piece. He really was pretty awful. I know that the AV Club comments section is the place where angry fans go to stan their faves, but this was a lot worse than just “a bad date”. Bad dates are, “He talked non-stop all night,” not “He pushed my face into his crotch after I said we should…