She’s McCain in the membrane.

That’s not what any of those words mean.

Okay, so you’re explicitly admitting that they have no moral or legal authority... less than an hour after saying that they’re just exercising their moral and legal authority. Do you need to go sit at the kids’ table for a bit while the grown-ups are talking?

They formally ceded their authority over the Gaza Strip in 1994. They’re still there. In what universe is that “enforcing their sovereignty”?

“Look, if we don’t support this hardline religious sect in the Middle East that starts wars, a hardline religious sect in the Middle East might start a war! We have to use aggressive and continuous military action to keep the threat of aggressive and continuous military action in check!”

Liberal white girl Prachi Gupta? Dumbass motherfucker, her fucking picture’s right there at the bottom of the article. If you’re gonna troll, do it fucking right.

Because the second you stop dismissing intent, then racist assholes will all immediately parrot whatever excuse you’ve decided to accept for blackface. This is one of those things that yes, there is 100% a hard and fast rule of NO on.

Exactly! It’s just like what I told the judge--when a doctor swings a scalpel around near small children, he’s a pediatric surgeon, but when I do it, suddenly I’m a homicidal maniac! Either be offended by both or be offended by neither, “YOUR HONOR”!

Yes, because in real life, white people face the exact same social and economic discrimination that black people do, and deal with all the same...

But here’s the problem. The government does not have unlimited time, money, or officers to devote to fighting crime. So, if you decide that “sex trafficking” is a major problem that deserves a lot of time and attention, and you devote thousands of officers nationwide to saving those 18 people, yes. That’s great for…

Oh, Nicole Byer was the high point of this episode for me. I just loved that she’s completely unrepentant about her total evilness at the end.

Tell you what—you read this:

It’s more likely to be Republican operatives. This is the year that they have absolutely no worthwhile achievements to run on, and they know that the big difference between them and the Dems is that Democrats hold their politicians to standards of behavior and Republicans don’t. Their only chance to hold on is to…

Oh please. She looks like an aging drag queen, probably because she was played by a male actor who hams it up in every scene like he’s the fucking Crypt Keeper. But unlike the total dipshits of the world, I assume that different people having different emotional reactions to stories than I do is no big deal. I look…

I think to truly appreciate this, you have to imagine it in game terms. Just picture King Rhoam explaining the danger of Ganon to Link, and telling him that if he restores the four Divine Beasts, finds the 100 shrines, reclaims the Master Sword, and once again bears the champion’s mantle, he can rescue Zelda once and…

Can we agree that while movies featuring a wild age disparity between the older man and the younger woman are always creepy, movies where there’s the same age disparity and the younger woman is explicitly on the cusp of adulthood are that much worse?

No. Nobody has “the wrong opinion”. If something scared that person, then it scared them, and only a complete asshole thinks that there’s a “right” subjective emotional response to a work of art.

Waititi’s already said he’s not doing it. He said (paraphrasing here) it would be like being the creepy stepdad on the property. :)

They’d invent a charismatic and spunky “field agent” who did Mueller’s spadework, and who got into exciting car chases and did interrogations and had dramatic confrontations with the President (who would demand Mueller fire him in the third act).

I’d vote for Klobuchar in a hot second. I know she’s not “exciting”, but that’s exactly what I love about her—she’s the anti-Trump, a hard worker and common-sense believer in the virtues of public service who doesn’t make any promises she can’t keep. She’s the absolute best, and the only downside to her being…