I think you need to rethink that, because “thundercunt” sounds like a pretty damn awesome thing to call someone. “Is she badass?” “Dude, she’s a motherfucking thundercunt.”

...but you’re doing both. You know that, right?

Trump reads the headline: “Wait, Hilary’s a priest? And she farts a lot?”

“A black person agrees with me, therefore all black people agree with me because they’re pretty much alike, right? On an unrelated topic, why do you people all seem to think I’m racist?”

Sure they will. The headline will read, “White House Stunned by Attempt to Rid Them of Turbulent Priest”.

Like a lot of these women, she felt like she was in a position where saying “no” to CK could result in a loss of opportunities, an end to her career, possible physical reprisal... the thing about a situation like this is that the consequences of saying “no” are always so vague and hard to pin down that it’s easy to…

I think the first teaser should be (and maybe even will be) nothing but clips from the previous movies showing how it’s all built up to this. Bonus points if they include Tony Stark’s monologue from the first Avengers movie as the voiceover (snipping out Loki’s bits):

Yeah, I’m not really clear why this is news. “Man Continues to Do Thing He Has Done Continually for Decades” isn’t exactly a big headline, even if it does draw attention to King’s frequent and generous support of young and hungry talent. He’s a good guy who remembers what it’s like to be broke and desperate.

He might have ungreyed himself. A lot of these fuckwits keep two or more accounts around, one to make the shitty comments and another, more “reasonable” account to like their own stuff.

“She was not responsible for what happened to Corry”

“While I don’t agree with keapernicks politics”

The Urban Dictionary for “extending the Bortles” is surprisingly tame.

I think that’s because the women and POC had to be twice as good as a white guy to get in. So after their tour of SNL was over, most of the white guys drifted off into obscurity (or were propped up by their more talented friends, like Rob Schneider and Dan Ackroyd) while the women and minorities went on to bigger and…

This has become an issue of late for one reason and one reason only: Obergefell v. Hodges. The band of slimy fuckwit grifters calling themselves “the religious right” in America has been dining out for decades on the proceeds of scaremongering conservatives into emptying their wallets to “preserve traditional…

Dear god, it looks like a “Where Are They Now?” for one of the Little Rascals. Like, one of the ones whose name no one can remember, the one who always stood in the back and the joke was that when the mean kids threw mud, everyone ducked and it hit him.

I just have to imagine that at some point, the branch becomes too narrow to support weight. I mean, sooner or later if they keep climbing further and further out on this whole “look, the only purpose of being a politician is to break shit, steal stuff, and hurt people” limb, eventually even the most die-hard…

I think that, as with a lot of married couples with an open relationship, it’s a lot more complicated than that. I do think Bill and Hillary love each other. I think that they have an understanding that Bill might have physical flings with other women, but it’s just to get his rocks off and he always comes back to…

I liked Simone, but... shouldn’t she at least have twigged a little to the fact that a lot of Eleanor’s problems stem from the fact that everyone she’s ever trusted or cared for has let her down and abandoned her, and that this was actually a really shitty way for Simone and Chidi to have handled the situation even if…

And as Bob and Doug MacKenzie have taught us, it also works for other metric measurements as well! A kilogram is 31 pounds, a kilometer is 31 miles... there’s nothing that can’t be solved with “double it and add thirty”!

I tell you what. You get law enforcement agencies to take sexual assault complaints seriously when women report them, and THEN we’ll get women to report them quicker.