“Cooper Rush is a guy with frosted tips and Pennzoil-branded polo shirt who ejaculates pure Donkey Sauce.”

Completely untrue. When these politicians do schedule events, they’re speaking to packed halls of disgruntled constituents who are very engaged and very angry. Believe me, they’d put on a lot more of these events if they didn’t involve hours and hours of answering tough questions.

Everything Ass-Nuts said in this interview is wrong. If I say “We talked about this in the conversation,” and you say, “We never talked about this in the conversation,” neither one of us is going to get charged with perjury and asking about the conversation is not a ‘perjury trap’. The only way I’m getting charged…

“I hope a Predator takes out Prince’s little pea-shooter squad?”

No, that was the war in Iraq. The war in Afghanistan was all Obama’s fault. Or Clinton’s.

Genius, but I still think her best was “Sushi and the Banshees”.

You’re apocalyptically stupid and arguing in bad faith, in addition to being a hateful piece of shit, but I’m in kind of a shitkicking mood, so...

Cindy Sheehan was a Gold Star mom, and there were no shortage of GOP takes about how terrible and unpatriotic she was. At this point, we are well past the event horizon of shame in the Republican party.

Just once--just ONCE, I want someone to come on one of those reality show competitions and be all, “Oh, I don’t care about the money. I really just came on here to make friends, you know?” And they spend all their time in the challenges making friendship bracelets and personalized Christmas cards for the other…

“a self-satisfied wallow in tastelessness”

I’m sorry, I can’t agree with you here. If someone said to me, “I wonder what time it is,” and I told them, and they responded with, “Oh, I guess you think I’m too stupid to read a watch,” I would find that uncalled for. Especially if it was impossible to see that they had a watch (I admit, I did no research on your…

“I will be linking to this article (and the previous one) for my students during the fall semester when I cover the subject of plagiarism.”

By the way, it will take roughly five weeks for every white person in that state to demand Wilks be fired for being too impassive.

So when you said “often wondered why”, you really meant “already knew why and will get very upset if anyone chimes in”. Good to know. My sincere apologies for taking your words at face value.

I’d imagine that any teenage boy who was... um, douchily misogynist, for lack of a better term... enough to sneak into the girl’s locker room in the hopes of seeing naked women is probably also douchily misogynist enough to never want to voluntarily admit to any kind of feminine behavior. I suspect they’d feel too…

It’s because a lot of this is entangled with sexism and misogyny--becoming more masculine is culturally acceptable in a way that becoming more feminine isn’t, because to these... people... it’s seen as devaluing yourself to put yourself on the level of a woman. They are threatened by the idea of someone choosing the…

Really, the headline could have read, “In the Trump Administration, [Blank] Is a Tool of White Supremacy”, but this specific issue greatly deserved to be highlighted. Excellent article.

Me: “That’s awful! Nobody should ever be made to fear for their safety like that, and nobody should ever be subjected to that kind of hurtful, dehumanizing rhetoric.”

EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER LIVED IN OR VISITED THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA: “I’m sorry, what?”

Personally, I’m hoping that KISS are cast as a group of hard-boiled detectives that go searching for it, only to reluctantly report disappointing results to their client, Beth.