The brief Nimoy was given when he took the role was that Spock would be emotionless. Yes, there were scripts that gave him emotional moments (something that understandably frustrated Nimoy at first, since he was still struggling to figure out how to underplay his role while being given moments that broke character)…

I gotta say, I would not want to step into any role that Leonard Nimoy played, but especially not Spock. He is incredibly underrated; his character and his performance was absolutely the anchor to that series that made the whole idea believable, and he had absolutely nothing to work from in creating the character.…

I go with a medium, myself. I used to go medium-well, but I decided to try medium after reading Anthony Bourdain and found I enjoyed it. (This was after eating steak at a restaurant and finding out that the reason I never understood why anyone thought it was special was because my dad just put it on the grill and…

You know, I was going to say I admired your commitment to imposing your tastes on others...but on thinking about it, I don’t think you go nearly far enough! You should spend every evening going from restaurant to restaurant, slapping the food out of diners’ hands if it’s not what you, personally would eat! Cram raw…

“We deliberately did a shitty job at something for our paying customers because we hate people who have different subjective taste in food than us! Aren’t we awesome?”

And if the fucking chef was eating my food, that would fucking matter. But I am eating it, and I get to decide what touches my tongue which will be tasting my food that I am paying money for.

I don’t think he acts like he’s on a reality show. He acts like he’s making an appearance on WWE. I realize that the distinction is narrow, but I really do think you can’t understand Trump’s presidency unless you’re familiar with kayfabe.

No, the reason they’re the most dangerous in Africa is because they’re incredibly dangerous. They’re very fast on land, even faster in the water, and they can submerge almost their entire bodies and strike from concealment. No matter how seriously you take the threat of a one-ton animal that can go from “completely…

There was another incident I remember reading about in ‘The Book of Deadly Animals’, where some people broke into the zoo after hours and threw handfuls of ice from their drinks at a tiger. They, too, found out the hard way that the moat is really more of a discouragement than an impediment to a full-grown tiger.

Depressingly, lots. W. Kamau Bell has a great bit in his most recent Netflix special about all the white liberals who say to him, “Oh, I wouldn’t call Trump a racist.” So many people need to actually hear a racist using slurs before they’ll believe it.

I had a legitimate answer. It was “fuck off”. You just didn’t like hearing it.

I think she “got so shy” because assholes like you immediately went after her, like you do for any woman who doesn’t meet your impossible, continually shifting requirements for The Perfect Victim. Fuck off.

It was not a “random essay on the Internet”. It was a first-hand account, many details of which have been corroborated by multiple sources and which is consistent with information we have about Hardwick. You are calling it “a random essay on the Internet” in a blatant attempt to reduce it to some sort of hearsay or…

I think the thing that astonishes me most about this is that it’s Chris fucking Hardwick getting protected from the consequences of his actions. Chris Hardwick, the fucking dictionary definition of a Mediocre White Man. Chris Hardwick, that guy who said something really funny in your D&D group once and everyone told…

I know people are going to feel bad about this review, but I think Slender Man is going to bounce back. He’s been like this his whole life—Lord, he was born a Slender Man! Trying to kidnap children and doing the best he can. And when the movie leaves theaters, I hope you’ll understand... that he was born a Slender Man.

I have this thing I do when I don’t want to see a mother breastfeeding. It’s called “looking somewhere else”. I hope it catches on!

NFL Players: “We’re protesting violent, incompetent police who murder innocent people!”

Would you absolutely love millions of dollars to take repeated blows to the head that slowly degrade your cognitive function, causing clinical depression and memory loss? Because I think you’ve underestimated the amount you could make just by talking to people with a sign that says, “Punch Me in the Face: $20".

I like my steak medium. It’s delicious. That said, nothing turns you into an asshole faster than having strong opinions about the “proper” doneness level of other people’s food. If you ever find yourself lecturing another human being about how they “should” eat anything, you just need to check that behavior…

“Not to be condescending, but I’m about to be hugely condescending.”