I loved her character, but more than that, she was just the most delightful human being! Every story I’ve ever heard about her work on TLJ was about her infectious enthusiasm, her unmitigated joy to be working on one of her favorite series, her cheerful excitement and willingness to help out everyone including…

It was a ‘narrow’ decision in its scope, not in the sense of being close. The Supreme Court didn’t say that businesses had a right to refuse service to gay people as a general rule, or on religious grounds, or even that they had a right to refuse specific services to specific people. They narrowed down the number of…

Sometimes, calling people sexual predators can get you labeled as being an asshole. Apparently this was one of Weinstein’s go-to tactics for people who refused his sexual advances—he’d use his clout as a producer to spread rumors that so-and-so was “difficult”, and the roles would dry up for them.

When you’re spending north of $250 million on some of these properties, and nobody knows what makes a movie a hit or a failure, remakes and reboots are the producer’s equivalent of blowing on the dice before you roll them. It may not work, but you can at least blame bad luck if it doesn’t.

No, but when I accuse you of baby murder and jaywalking and you say, “Look, I’ve done some things I’m not proud of, and my actions have hurt people in the past, and if you’re one of those people I’ve inadvertently hurt with my jaywalking and other activities, I deeply apologize, let me say that this does not represent…

Oh noes! A random Internet person has forever excised my right to make legislation! Whatever shall I do? And—no! Please don’t say it’s true! They’ve also stripped me of my one true joy in life, jury duty! Oh, please, Internet stranger! Please tell me it isn’t so! This must be some horrible dream, some nightmare in…

So if this is how I feel about grabbing someone’s leg, you can probably assume that I don’t feel “the same” about sticking your dick in someone else’s mouth, right? I mean, you seem to be under the impression that how I feel about Quadzilla is as angry as I’m capable of getting, and that I should scale my feelings…

Funny, I don’t like that you think there are certain forms of sexual assault that are NBD and women should just be cool about it and grow some thicker skin.

I have never overlooked a friend sexually assaulting a woman, no. Because that is what you’re describing. Sexual assault. Maybe you’re willing to be all, “Oh, well, can’t we just be cool with sexual assault? Can’t we be all, ‘Sure he sexually assaulted some woman, but like, is sexually assault really that big of a…

It’s not the accusations, it’s the admissions. Once the guy has said, “Oh, gosh, yeah, looking back I did do some stuff that some people might have seen as crossing a line now that I think about it in retrospect, but believe me, I’m not a bad person,” you know that it’s all true and they’re just trying to minimize it…

“Trump is great. Build the wall. Deport criminal illegals. Guns save lives. There are only two genders. Abortion is murder. Defund sanctuary city San Francisco. Taxation is theft. Affirmative action is racist. White privilege is a lie.”

Or Thor for pausing to dramatically gloat despite knowing that the villain has ultimate power...

I remember watching the most amazing improv comedy presentation, which has stuck with me better than any DMV campaign ever. The topic given to the comedian was, “ZIPPER MERGE, YOU USELESS ASSHOLES!” She nailed it.

Under the ADA, you have to build a ramp to allow crocodiles access to the arms of basketball players.

Tom Holland in goth makeup.

Actually, accepting a pardon constitutes admission of guilt. (Burdick v. United States) The decision states, “a pardon carries an imputation of guilt and that acceptance carries a confession of guilt.” 

Hey, I haven’t seen ‘Solo’ yet! Spoilers, okay?

You know, I was going to point out that Chewie has a wife and a kid, but neither of those things disqualifies her from being a woman. Your lesbian wookie parenting canon is accepted, sir.

I was hoping that the comments would just be, “NO!” “NO!” “Yeah...”

The Muppet Show pilot is actually included as a DVD extra on one of the complete series releases. Not only is it much more adult in tone, but at the end the camera pans down to show the puppeteers as the puppets wave good bye. It’s bizarre.