“I love you.”

Sessions will never un-recuse himself. He knows that if he steps into this investigation, that’s obstruction of justice on the face of it, and he’s not interested in doing jail time for Trump.

“Well, if conservatives lose Roseanne Barr, liberals have to get rid of Bill Maher.”

Stormfront can’t even scrape up enough to pay its own webhosting bill.

With a lot fewer victims and much less corroborating evidence, thanks for asking.

No. There is never a situation in which a white person can say it. Ever. And I’ll tell you why.

I’m sorry, was that the plot where they held an election for Space President, but it turned out that someone made fake Space Paper Ballots so she was disqualified leading to the election of Obvious Traitor Balthar?

My favorite anecdote about Rob Liefeld (and I can’t confirm it to be true, it’s an industry rumor):

That’s interesting, because I’m watching Season One of Voyager right now and thinking that it does feel very much like late-series TNG. Nothing particularly awful, just lots of not-very-distinguished slogs put out by a team that knew how to write not-bad episodes in their sleep but had no real reservoir of inspiration…

Are anybody’s ears ringing? Because someone just dropped a truth bomb in here.

But why should she? I mean, Robert Englund doesn’t walk up to strangers and stab them in the gut with a fistful of knives and then say, “Oh, hey, you misunderstood, I’m doing a character from a bunch of movies that I’m really famous for.” Because he understands that when someone isn’t your paying audience and you’re…

No, because he acted that way in ‘Three Billboards’ within the context of portraying a fictional character in front of cameras to an audience of people who understood that he was repeating scripted lines. Cross just walked up to someone and started saying racist shit to her, and then when called on it claimed it was…

“I was so eager to let Jeffrey know that he was supported in his attempt to learn, grow and apologize that I completely underestimated the feelings of the victim, another person I deeply love - and she was sitting right there!”

You can go with that take. Me, I’m kind of feeling the “David Cross’s fans are just like David Cross, thin-skinned humorless baby-men who can’t take criticism and whine and flail desperately in pathetic rage while insisting that they’re not mad, you’re mad” vibe. It’s amazing how we can look at the same situation and…

So remind me again who changed their story from “That never happened” to “Oh, that! Right, that totally happened but you probably didn’t remember it right” to “Oh, yeah, that did happen exactly how you remember it happening but it was okay because I was gifting you with some free ‘funny ironic racism’ comedy, because…

Oh, well, if he didn’t hold racism in his heart, well, that’s a completely different story! Gee, gosh, here I was judging him on his words and actions, when instead I should simply rip his chest open and examine the contents of his right ventricle! That’s where true racism is. Just ask Paula Deen, right? Or that New…

That is so sad. My heart goes out to her for having to put up with that utter, utter shitshow.

Even the interviewer says, “A lot of your humor employs this very pointed irony that I think is fairly easy for people to misjudge.” And the incident in question is him just walking up to a stranger, saying a whole bunch of racist shit to them, and then when he was called on it saying, “Oh-ho-HO! No, no, I was just…

Gonna be honest—if you find yourself constantly having to explain to people that despite what they just heard you say, you’re not a racist, the problem is you. Maybe that problem isn’t racism (hint: it’s totally racism) but if everyone hears what you say and says, “WOW that’s racist,” then you have fucked up somewhere…

STILL no MST3K Season 12?