Betsy DeVos would probably be happy to know that she’s made me increasingly religious. Please don’t tell her that it’s because I daydream about the look on her face when she dies and goes a-knocking on the Pearly Gates, and God says, “Oh, I got news for you, motherfucker...”

“While people should be able to express themselves freely, they should do so calmly and respectfully”

I was hoping for bizarre and nonsensical, and you did not disappoint, sir! Well done.

No, they specifically ran as a referendum against the Affordable Care Act, which had passed but not yet been implemented and was easy to mischaracterize as a disastrous government overreach. They didn’t run against Obama.

You mean in 2010? He was on the top of the ticket in 2010? Please, share more of your nuggets of political wisdom with us.

Hahahahahahaha... oh God, you were serious, weren’t you? “Hey, look, Dune has bad guys, and Star Wars also has bad guys! THEY’RE IDENTICAL!” “Look, they both mention the words ‘spice’, ‘and they both have people traveling faster than the speed of light! Nobody even thought of FTL travel in science fiction before Dune!…

Does the Deadpool movie need to get off your lawn?

I understand perfectly what “too potato-y” means. Some people like big, thick steak fries where the batter is a minor note and the potato takes center stage. Others prefer shoestring fries where the potato is less front and center and the batter is more prominent. Obviously this person was one of the latter, and the…

So we need to subpoena you to appear as a defendant before we can decide this comment was incredibly fucking stupid? Wow. I need to brush up on my Constitutional law.

Me too! Not enough to get Prime, since I have all five seasons on DVD, but it’s a show that has been sadly absent from geek conversations due to lack of availability.

Then why are you allied with the modern conservative movement? They’ve never done anything to shrink the government, only to loot the public treasury with both hands while expanding its reach and reducing its accountability.

Yeah, waiting for a premiere date.

I think it’s because the very real specter of dementia is hanging over any reports of his activities—nobody wants to be the one to double down on reporting of inappropriate behavior, only to have a doctor step out and say that Lee’s medically incapable of exercising good judgment right now.

Great! When will one of them be season two of the new MST3K, dammit?

So wait...you mean to say that in this horror franchise in which unspeakable horror happens to the protagonists in a horrific fashion that’s absolutely horrifying...the next movie opens suggesting that the happy ending of the previous movie was actually kind of horrific?

Compared to Pence, he’s Tom fucking Hiddleston.

Pence is Mitt Romney without the charisma.

In fairness, aren’t we all?

Miles Morales and Shuri, baby. All the way.

Depends. They’re still going through Cohen’s finances. If they can find a path for that money from AT&T to Cohen to Trump, then it’s quid pro quo and they’re all fucked.