“I would very respectfully encourage the special counsel and his team to bring their work to completion”

My only hope from this article is that these are all the same assholes who opposed gay marriage. I like to believe that their hatred is self-defeating—by talking so much about the issue, they’re bringing it to people’s attention, making them aware of trans people so that they’re not forced into invisibility and…

I’ll be honest—the GIF party that has happened in the comments section has almost made it worth seeing B99 canceled.

Well, we’ve been domesticating cats and dogs for approximately 10,000 years (figure 500-1000 generations). The fox domestication process was started in 1959 (about ten generations) and was primarily concerned with habituating foxes to humans rather than in controlling destructive behaviors. I wouldn’t put much stock…

It’s cute, but a lot of behaviors that have been bred out of dogs are still common in foxes. Those people who do keep foxes as pets usually give them large outdoor areas to roam in, and don’t let them anywhere near anything they don’t want destroyed through peeing or chewing. They’re very destructive animals, and I’d…

This is the problem with the Detroit Lions—they have such a plausible claim any time they say, “We plead incompetence” that you kind of have to give them the benefit of the doubt.

I had a roommate that watched one of these movies in the living room.

Sort of like when I call you a meretricious troll and a pathetic contrarian, I’m not using gendered slurs, right?

Only true feminists like Sarah Huckabee Sanders can use it. Anyone else using it is body shaming.

“Did you murder that man?”

I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Bye, Felicia.”

“I’m really very, very sorry. To have murdered all those people, and in such a short span of time, was really very very awful of me and I won’t do it again.”

Me: “Persky? The judge who gave Brock Turner that bullshit sentence? I can’t imagine any way I could dislike him more.”

Except that we can certainly meet all the needs of rural people, and those needs are not competing...except for racism. It’s not like the issues we’re fighting over are actually of significance to the economic survival of the small farmer or something. When someone shows up to the polls and bravely votes for a Gender…

Or maybe she’s acknowledging the sad reality that when you’re dealing with a contentious issue, you have a responsibility to do a better job of communicating your joke so that people don’t take away the exact opposite of what you intended. This is what they mean when they say, “Intent isn’t magic.” If you fail to…

Being satirical isn’t a “Get Out Of Asshole Free” card. You can understand her tone and still think that she executed it so badly she ran facefirst into Poe’s Law harder than Gus Frerotte. Instead of pretending you know the motives of everyone criticizing her, maybe you can accept that criticism isn’t censorship and…

I was thinking the same thing. Honestly, a lot of medical conditions have symptoms of impaired judgment or thought processes, including something as simple as a high fever. I’m glad they met her with an ambulance and I hope she was okay.

The thing is, that’s a strategy that has limits, and I think we have to be nearing it. A judge is not going to give a fuck what public opinion is—they’ve all seen a lot of liars come through their doors, and they know how to deal with them. Bill Clinton realized at some point that the shit was all serious enough that…

Am I the only one who loved Corey Stoll in Ant-Man? I thought he was absolutely hilarious, taking a part that should have been the suave, smooth, corporate manipulator we always get and turning him into a petulant manchild with unresolved daddy issues. It was just such a strange turn on the “post-Crisis Lex” model of…

No. That’s not why we have the Electoral College. When the Electoral College was proposed, California didn’t even fucking exist yet. We have the Electoral College because the Founding Fathers thought that direct election was a crazy notion, and what should happen every four years is that we should select our best and…