Jerry Mathers IS the Beaver!

Come on, you have to put the stickers over your chakra points - everybody knows that.

Favorite Disco 70s One Hit Wonder: "Love Roller Coaster" by Ohio Players

You might want to check out Redshirts - not a great book, but there a few good jokes in there.

A) I made an observation that you post here a lot.
B) I made a joke about attorneys billing their clients for everything.
Take a breath and calm down.

You know for a lawyer… you post here an awful lot.
Which client gets billed for this?

half-Jabba the Hutt/half-Ed Asner-looking motherfucker is that Oliver you are describing? Cause Oliver does look like Ed Asner…

yeah, but you walk on your hands and wear hats on your feet.

checks calendar - Hey, it's the first day of summer!?!

After Next Gen and DS9 - I'd rather have Vulcans than suffer through one more stupid story about Klingons.

No, she managed to make herself a multi millionaire while in office. And she help passed legislation that exempts Congress from insider trading laws.

Yes, Pelosi has done wonderful things for the Republicans.

Or Dr. Strange.

CW exec: So, it's like the bad last season of Buffy? I don't know…

You got all those super expensive apartments going up in the Strip. Folks that can't afford Larryville or the Strip are going over to the North Side - in the spot between the park and casino. I heard someone describe Dormont as "Lawrenceville for hipster with kids" - which I think is hilarious.

But so is dude (if you are a GenXer).

The Democrats have been the party in power in Philly (and Pittsburgh) since before World War II. That's a recipe for cronyism and corruption. Don't believe me, look at Illinois. A new broom sweeps clean.

It's almost as if putting politicians in the same rooms as mountains of money is bad idea.

It's not really that surprising. This IOC is an incredible corrupt organization - no brand wants to be associated with corruption. And viewership is down. That ad money is best spent elsewhere.

Yeah, they keep voting democrat