You didn't add the extra dots.
She gets more followers on instagram then she gets sponsors.
She gets enough sponsors then she can quit her day job.

That's one of the leading causes of climate change!

Virtue signaling Netflix executives?

I always liked it when Marvel would refer DC as the Distinguished Competition.

That sound more like weisswurst than bratwust.

You don't drink, you don't smoke - what do you do? Subtle innuendo follows.
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes

I blame a society that tells its youth that the answers can be found in the MTV video games.

How long until the SVU episode of this airs?

Add Ms. Peal, Wonder Woman, and Steve Austin (the 6 million dollar man) to the list - and that's my childhood too.

Just repost the same headline every day:
Study says thing you love will kill you

That's one fancy ass bathroom.

Will they explain why the women's uniforms became minidresses?

It's been a long time since I've read Alpha Flight - but aren't the twins half elves or some weird crap like that? That's why they have pointed ears.

My brother-in-law saw the Ramones at CBGB's

She has nice legs and she wears short skirts and high heels.

Wolverine stopped calling people "bub" - and then he died.
Coincidence? I think NOT!

Did he get a triple double last week?

Franken is a coward.

(I was making a joke about how Xavier did a crappy job of raising children)

They were both raised by Xavier?